Nuke Coin is what happens when world leaders start playing with doomsday buttons and all we can do is play with fake money.
While they press nukes, we press “buy.”
What is Nuke Coin?
This isn’t about going to the moon. This is about going out with a laugh. One red button gets pushed, the world explodes, and your bank account evaporates in solidarity.
Nuke Coin is a digital candle for the death of economic sanity. If we’re gonna foot the bill for global chaos, might as well swipe our cards ironically.
No bailouts. No dividends. Just pure financial satire.
Wallets exploded
Total supply: 404,000,000 — because the future is not found.
Every purchase is a quiet laugh at reality.
The world’s already lost it, so we might as well lose it better.
Paying for it is inevitable. This time, at least, it’s voluntary.
